Realness☀️

hippiee:

Never expect things to happen, it’s better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed.

(via bey)

toddhowardxreader:

When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

kianlawley:

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don’t take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i’m pregnant i’m the next virgin mary

(via kianlawley)